What’s he so pissed about? She turned 18 last week.
Wear the Skullcandy Reel to Reel T-Shirt while you sneak up behind your passed-out buddy and staple a picture of you making out with his little sister to the back of his jeans. After he staggers to the bathroom for the inevitable Beer Dump, he’ll drop trou and notice your exploits—and come chasing after you with the quickness. The slim cut reduces air resistance as you run for your life, and 100% cotton makes for a nice wound-cleaning rag after you receive a beatdown of epic proportions.