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Grenade Schizoid Glove
Hey, crazy. Yeah, you. Stop trying to seduce the garbage can and check out the Grenade Schizoid Glove. Apparently, Grenade was thinking of you when they came up with this snowboarding glove. Who knows why, ‘cause you can’t even snowboard, but look, it even has compartments on the back for your paperclips and soy sauce packets. The Permax insert—dude, stop yelling, we can’t hear you—the Permax insert is totally waterproof, and grape-juice-proof if you want to drink from it, since we know you do. The leather shell has spraypaint stencil graphics, which would be great if you hadn’t had that little run-in with the airbrusher at Six Flags last summer. Now it just seems like it’s making fun of you.
Bottom Line: Please don’t eat the glove, schizo.
Leave your mark on The Wall.
Change me.
Tech Specs:
- Material:
- [Shell] Aged Leather Hybrid; [Palm] leather
- Insulation:
- Synthetic
- Waterproofing:
- Permax
- Removable Liner:
- No
- Closure:
- Elastic cuff, Hook-and-loop closure
- Gauntlet:
- Short
- Goggle Wipe:
- No
- Nose Wipe:
- No
- Recommended Use:
- Snowboarding
- Country of Origin:
- Aruba






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