We offer Free Shipping on orders over $50 shipped within the contiguous United States...that's the lower 48 to you and me. If your order is received before 5 PM Eastern Standard Time, we will make every effort to get it out the same day. Make sure to take Free Shipping into account when comparing prices.
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Your gift will be wrapped in another, extremely enviable gift – the candy-coated-shell-like, reusable Dogfunk.com Gift Bag.
Made entirely from re-claimed fabric, our gift bags come in varying sizes and colors depending on the gear you're gifting.
We can't guarantee which bag you'll get-but we can guarantee that it won't end up in the trash like Aunt Mable's home-knitted doily wrapping from last year.
We guarantee complete satisfaction and an unlimited lifetime warranty. If at any time - now, next month, in 30 years - you're not 100% satisfied, send your gear back for a full refund. No questions asked. Need help returning an item? - Click Hereclose
Due to contracts with the following brands, we are unable to ship any of their products outside the US.
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Int'l Shipping
Dogfunk.com uses UPS Worldwide Express or Worldwide Expedited
for all shipping outside the United States. We have found this method to be quick,
secure, and cost effective.
Pull on the Insight51 Men’s Soft Machine Board Short before you head down to the local diner and set up shop on your five-dollar car wash venture. This polyester short would dry out between cars, if you ever had a customer, and the swanky striped design would probably lure the paying public if you hadn’t stripped off your shirt and exposed your superfluous third nipple and three large nipple rings. When your day ends without a profit, pull your last five out of the back pocket and score yourself a consolatory burger and fries.
