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Your gift will be wrapped in another, extremely enviable gift – the candy-coated, shell-like, reusable Dogfunk.com Gift Bag.
Made entirely from re-claimed fabric, our gift bags come in varying sizes and colors depending on the gear you're gifting.
We can't guarantee which bag you'll get-but we can guarantee that it won't end up in the trash like Aunt Mable's home-knitted doily wrapping from last year.
We guarantee complete satisfaction and an unlimited lifetime warranty. If at any time - now, next month, in 30 years - you're not 100% satisfied, send your gear back for a full refund. No questions asked. Need help returning an item? - Click Hereclose
Due to contracts with the following brands, we are unable to ship any of their products outside the US.
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Int'l Shipping
Dogfunk.com uses UPS Worldwide Express or Worldwide Expedited
for all shipping outside the United States. We have found this method to be quick,
secure, and cost effective.
Immortalize the style of the Nixon Women’s Portrait Watch as you sit for that creepy painting commissioned by your sugar daddy. A custom, stainless steel housing and buckle provide durability to withstand all those hours of Gin Rummy while a waterproof rating up to 100 meters repels Daddy’s spit and drool. Japanese 3 hand quartz movement precisely ticks off the minutes before the sleeping pill you slipped him kicks in, and although the Portrait’s leather strap may give your Daddy ideas, remind him that you don’t do that sort of thing.
