Whoa. Dude...Yeah, dude, I know. Epic.
Take them by surprise with the Spacecraft Tronicorn Wallet in your back pocket. When you pull this bad boy out to pay for your new set of paint pens, the lackey behind the counter won't believe how amazing that unicorn is. Until you flip it shut and he sees the snowcat in the midst of being consumed by a giant lip-monster. Join him for a safety break so you can both recover fully from the epic journey.