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Spacecraft Unicorn Pelt Belt - 2011
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Spacecraft Unicorn Pelt Belt - 2011
In a dazzling spectacle of rainbow splatters and glittering flesh, Spacecraft put an end to the world’s last remaining unicorn just to fashion her into the finest belt you’ll ever use to hold up your britches. Wear the Unicorn Pelt Belt as you gaze upon a freshly dewed strawberry field on a virgin summer morn, soar through the pillow clouds of your childhood imagination, obsessively rub scented oils on your protruding belly, or dabble with a little auto-erotic asphyxiation. As long as you live large, Clippity Clippity Clip Clop will not have died in vain.
Bottom Line: Like a cupcake field in the chocolate valleys of our collective innocence.
Leave your mark on The Wall.
i wear a 36, is a large big enough to have a few holes to sp
i wear a 36, is a large big enough to have a few holes to spare?
By: bailey miller
July 4, 2011
Here is the sizing breakdown for Spacecraft belts:
S : 26-30in (66.0-76.2cm)
M : 30-34in (76.2-86.4cm)
L : 34-38in (86.4-96.5cm)
By: Leslie Byers
July 21, 2011
Spacecraft Unicorn Pelt Bi-Fold Wallet
By: Leslie Byers
May 6, 2011
The unicorns were plentiful this year and Spacecraft found enough of them to create a matching Unicorn Pelt Wallet to go with your new Unicorn Pelt Belt!
You can find the wallet here on dogfunk.com as Item# SPC0539 or at:
http://www.dogfunk.com/spacecraft-unicorn-pelt-bi-fold-wallet-mens
Awesome Pelt
By:
aus3769046
September 3, 2011
I have gotten lots of compliments on this belt, plus with all those colors I never have to worry about matching. The stitching on on this belt is holding up much better than another spacecraft belt I had, the Space Garbage I think it was. Sizing runs a little small, I usually wear size 30-31 pants and had to buy the medium belt to fit perfectly. Get one!
Change me.
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