Whoa ... sorry, we blacked out for a second there. Too much rap music.
Your social-networking profile pic might be a photo of you leaning against a quarter-million-dollar car, but you're not too paid to wear a fine cotton hoody like the Stepchild Men's Applique Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt. And that's why we like you; you're a down to earth kind of person. Just make sure that the zipper on this hoody doesn't scratch the diamond-encrusted collar of your muscle-tee when you head out for a night on the town. The ladies don't go for scratched ice ... ya HEARD?!