You choose: Be a "productive citizen," or follow your passion to the slopes.
Stick it to The Man. Strap onto the Stepchild Corporate Snowboard, and spend the day on the mountain instead of being a work zombie. The tough sintered base takes a beating and still provides plenty of speed when you need to charge a huge gap with everything you can muster. Stepchild hooked up this directional-twin ride with a tip-to-tail poplar core topped with quadaxial fiberglass to give the Corporate Snowboard just the right amount of flex to let you nose press a kinked rail and massive park hit in the same run.