F― you, I’m going riding.
You’ve eaten every potato chip in the house and threatened to kill everyone at least once, so your roommates have no choice but to shove you outside, toss your boots and your Stepchild Women’s PMS Snowboard in the snowbank next to you, and lock all the doors and windows. After screaming and throwing gravel for a while, you manage to partially zip your jacket over your bloated body and drag yourself, sobbing, to the mountain. And there … a miracle. You get into the flow of this soft true twin board that responds (without a lot of attitude, thank you) to your every command, no matter how unreasonable. The birds in the trees start to sing, a unicorn bugles in the distance, and you feel like your feet have wings … it's a super day, after all.
- Kicker I Core features tip-to-tail poplar for smooth, consistent flex
- With ten inserts per foot, you can set your stance width to however the hell you like it
- Die-cut base with smooth �Soft Belt Base� finish comes pre-waxed so for once you don�t have to do everything yourself