Stepchild Snowboards Everything Sucks Snowboard - Wide - 2009

Stepchild Snowboards Everything Sucks Snowboard - Wide - 2009

Yeah, everything sucks, especially trying to get your big-ass feet on a freestyle board. So why aren’t you riding the Stepchild Everything Sucks Wide Snowboard yet? If you hate powder, rails, tables, hips, groomers, cheese, chick-flicks, underwear, waffles (not fried chicken), and especially corporate board companies that claim to focus solely on rider input and not how much money there is to be made from marketing snowboarding on morning talk shows, then you probably already have this board. If not, what are you waiting for?

• Armadillo Plate fiberglass reinforcement layer is placed over the inserts for added strength under foot
• Kicker I Core is made from Daniel Laruso’s bones, so it's capable of taking multiple beatings throughout the season
• Medium flex and pre-cured biaxial fiberglass gives it the response and pop needed avoid everything from rails to powder
• Extruded base is pre-waxed and easy to maintain

Bottom Line: Ride it anywhere other than park, urban rails, resort groomers, backyards, or powder and Stepchild will send out the A-team to kill you.

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