Never accept drinks from orange-skinned S&M-looking types.
When you wake up and look down only to see your pants are gone and you’re wearing black stilettos the Supra Men’s Scribz Hooded Sweatshirt fends off the following chills. As you drop the spiky heels in the gutter where you passed out and begin to remember the night before, you’ll wish you hadn’t. Impossible images of leather-clad oompa loompas and whip-wielding chimps begin to threaten your sanity and the only thing you can do is run away screaming. As the nice men in white uniforms lead you towards their happy van, you remember what happened to your pants—and then you know no more.