Make a point to wear the Van's Men's Classic T-Shirt at least once a week. You don't want to know what will happen to your guinea pig if you skip a cycle. We're just kidding ... who threatens a guinea pig? The real consequences involve a pregnant rhino, your credit card, twenty-tons of fruit snacks, and a Himalayan cockroach. You'll have to confer with this smooth cotton tee to find out how they're all related.