Vestal's Legionnaire Watch might be the only thing intact after Friday night.
The strong military styling of the Vestal Legionnaire Watch will infect your brain like a disease from the 1970's. Not sure what we're talking about? Look it up, man—it's called Wikipedia. The Legionnaire Watch has a thick, solid case and a strap to match it, so it'll stay glued to your wrist during drunken fistfights at the V.F.W. after last call. Four big numerals are easy to see in the dark of night with one eye swollen shut and the other seeing double. Now if you could only dig that broken bottle out of your skull…