There are a lot of people who would be better as watches, actually.
Telling time is nice and all, but you could just check your cell phone or look at a wall (unless you're at a casino). Wearing a watch is also about style. The Vestal Super Fi Watch throws out manly-man style with a clean-cut face. It's as if you saw a cowboy who has freshly shaven, and then turned him into a watch.