Whew, dodged a bullet there.
Your girlfriend walks in as you're mid-fondle of her favorite sweater and begins to scream in confused terror. 'Why?' she asks, 'why!?'. Good thing you have the Volcom Men's Accused T-Shirt on. This lightweight cotton tee rides cool and comfortable as you explain that you were just trying to be closer to her, and the snappy graphic beckons her in for the conciliatory make-up hug.