Not many people know this, but the Volcom Men’s Bandamnit T-Shirt is the ultimate secret weapon. Use it only when absolutely necessary—its sheer power can do irreparable damage under the wrong circumstances. We recommend wearing a hoody over this cotton tee until a rabid grizzly bear is poised to swat your head off or you’re about to be unjustly imprisoned for life. If every other attempt to escape has failed, unzip your hoody and reveal the gigantic Volcom logo printed on your shirt. Its magnificent beauty makes large predatory animals roll over in submission and cops fall to the floor and weep.