He could have just moved to Texas for a while.
In order to learn the secrets of elephant society, Ronnie knew that he would have to be accepted as one of their own. An elephant costume was out of the question—those things are just way too hot. He decided the best way to let them know that he was one of them was to wear the Volcom Men’s Beginning Mod Board Short—which prominently displays pictures of their leaders: Moe and Al. Unfortunately, one of the elephants didn’t notice Ronnie standing there, and he was trampled.