Melvin needed a haircut. It didn’t occur to him until after he had left the house in his Volcom Boy’s Bruce Annihilator Mod Board Shorts that all the little itchy post-cut hairs would render his clothing useless until laundry-day. So he got the haircut and headed to his buddy, Simon’s, pool-party, hoping to borrow some boardshorts. Of course, all Simon had was a leopard-skin banana-hammock. Melvin could have had a better time at the party.