Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Uh-oh...your bowels are quivering and the only open stall appears to have some multi-legged creature mutating out of the ooze on the floor. You decide you're willing to take a risk and duck into the womens' room - fortunately it's empty. After unleashing the brown dragon like never before, you emerge from your fortress of solitude to find a crowd of horrified middle-aged women plugging their noses and shrieking. Duck out of there and turn your Volcom Cirrus Reversible Beanie inside-out - it's the only way to avoid recognition.