Dusty Payne is a dude from Lahaina who likes to surf. Sounds simple enough, right? But there’s a lot more to the story, like once when he was surfing his home break, he was abducted by aliens and taken to their planet. They took his signature short to further test its four-way stretch, zip pocket, no-inseam design, and Cinch fly technology. Ever since then, other-worldly visitors have often been reported wearing garb that sounds just like the Volcom Dusty Annihilator Board Short.