You two will go far.
You don't have to be crazy to wear the Volcom Men's Fruckin Nuts Chino Short but if you aren't, you won't get to hear all of the lovely things this short has to say. Fruckin will tell you about his super-soft garment wash finish, back leg cell phone pocket, and all of the things you can do with him. You can take him for walks, go to parties, push a longboard around, go to work, go to the bar, etc. ... the world is your oyster.