A small consolation for a big mess.
Zip up the creepy smiley face on the Volcom Highwear Smiles Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt, and wait behind the curtains until your nervous-bowelled roommate returns. The face on the front of the hood features mesh over the eyes and mouth, so you can see him step into position. When he does, pop out from your hiding spot, unleash your devilish growl, and make him poop himself. The Highwear Smiles includes three Volcom buttons so you can give one to your roommate after he changes his drawers.