Directions for cooking: Just add you.
Unlike instant oatmeal, you don’t need to add water to Volcom’s Instant Leather Jacket in order for it to be useful. Also, unlike wearing oatmeal, people are less likely to point and laugh at you when you wear this jacket. And concealing a switchblade in the jacket’s pocket won’t gum up the knife’s spring action like oatmeal will. Basically, aside from taste, the Instant Leather jacket kicks instant oatmeal’s ass in every way.
- Front zipper closure makes totally satisfying zzzzzp sound when closed at a medium speed.
- Ribbed cuffs won�t dig into wrists
- Diagonal fabric cut in back across shoulder blades provides a unique, eye-catching look