Smaller than a Rodeo-winning belt buckle but wearing it won’t blow out your back.
Wrap your belt around your fist and leave the Volcom Oblique Belt Buckle over your knuckles next time you bike home. Those grade shoolers will think twice before making fun of your dirt bike this time. And if they still tease you, you can try to leave some zinc alloy in their heads. Just be careful your pants don’t fall down while chase them.