One day, he'll think this is as funny as you do.
For the time being, Junior can just enjoy wearing his Volcom Toddler Boys' One Eyed Monster Full-Zip Hoody. One day he'll understand why the monster mask only has one eye. Until then, he can look like a little well-dressed cyclops as he looks through the zip-up mask's mesh eye panels, approaches strangers, and screams, 'I am the one-eyed monster!'.