Cuffed and stuffed.
Shave a C in your chest hair, pull on the Volcom Men's Ozzie Wright F.A. T-Shirt, and head off to jury duty. When the judge asks for the verdict, give the signal, and oblige the court by whipping off this comfortable cotton shirt. With any luck the eight other guys next to with O,N,V,I,C,T,E, and D will do the same, and you'll make cable TV courtroom history.