Wow, that really got out of hand.
You really shouldn't wear the Volcom Women's Palace Sweater out tonight. Incidents of clamouring men have been reported everywhere this sweater turns up. The Palace has been banned from bars all over the Eastern Seaboard because it has been blamed for a rash of brawls and one fire that nearly leveled a city block. These clamouring men have become such a danger that a curfew was put into effect in Wilmington, Delaware for several months and anyone caught wearing the Palace was exiled to the South Atlantic island Of Saint Helena.