The UUD wins again.
You lock eyes with the fiery blonde across the bar, legs from here to ya-ya, a smile as inviting as a warm cup of cocoa at your nana's kitchen table. You know she digs your Volcom Men's Ricochet Shirt, what with the cowboy style and classic fit, why wouldn't she? You approach, confident in your man-stride, glorious in your near-triumph... unaware that your uncontrollable urination disease (UUD) has crept from the depths of hell where it was spawned, and is currently covering your dungarees in a warm cloud of shame. She laughs. You cry. The UUD wins again.