Just when you thought you owned the most comfortable shirt, you stumble upon the Volcom Women’s S.O.S. Slim V-Neck Short-Sleeve T-Shirt. A pile of fluffy white kittens placed in your lap come to mind. You may have to send out an S.O.S. for someone to take the pawing and meowing felines off of you, but make sure they leave the orgasmically-soft shirt behind.