If she turns you down, you’ve still got the crabs.
Mmmmm Scallops, all butter and delicious. Especially if they’re coated in coconut and you wash ‘em down with a cold beer. Oooh man. Anyway, the Volcom Men’s Scallops Mod Board Short may not be a delectable little mollusk, but its buttery smooth style will have you looking pimp whether you’re heading out to the breakers, or diving into a plate of fresh seafood. Nylon fabric dries quickly when you go from surf to beachside-cabana, and the 22-inch outseam protects your legs from board rash when you paddle out. Simple contrast piping lends you an old school look while you try to convince the local beauty to share a few brews, crack a few crab legs, and take a roll in the sand.
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look cool. fit weird
Volcom boardies never fit a kid right. Careful with the sizing; Volcom & Fox boardies run small. Quiksilver and Billabong are safe bets, but you're rolling the dice with Volcom.
(funny how df marked them down)
Free shipping above $50
at 44.16, you have to pay shipping --> you're still going to pay at least fifty beans -- maybe more to get these shorts.