'What, we like to cuddle'.
Your girlfriend just called. She's on her way with mom and dad. Try not to panic. Just button up the Volcom Men's Straight And Narrow Shirt, throw a lamp shade on Sir Rips Alot, and hide your mountain of 'Iron Spurtin' videos under the couch cushions. With any luck, this cotton shirt will keep you rolling comfortably, even when her mom finds Kitty the 'snuggle' doll behind your shower curtain.