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VonZipper Elmore Sunglasses - Polarized
As beams of green laser light illuminate the thick, white smoke rising around your body, don the polarized Von Zipper Sunglasses, and top-rock out into a techno-fueled dance frenzy of wasted college students and 35-year-old virgins. Behind distortion-correcting and impact-resistant polycarbonate lenses, your eyes stay safely shielded from flying vials of psychotropic substances sailing over the crowd. Even if you catch a little bit of dimension-altering fluid in your eyes, you'll still scope the club glare-free thanks to the polarized lens coating. Find some open dance floor, stuff these flat-face, throwback-style shades in your breast pocket, and school all the break-fakers with the one-handed-windmill-to-handspring you learned from online forums ... classic.
Bottom Line: Thanks for the sweetness Elmore.
Leave your mark on The Wall.
Awesome on your face
By:
PARTYmarty
June 11, 2012
Rad shades with an oversized look. Clean lines and solid manufacturing! You won't regret buying these guys!
if they seem a little bit too big for you, Make sure to check out the Fulton!
Change me.
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