Even with sunglasses on, it's hard to see some things coming. Things like your cheating husband's adulterous ways.
In the words of Jackie O's ghost, “If the Von Zipper Women's Frenzy Sunglasses were around when I was, they could have given me the guts to take out that bitch Marilyn once and for all.” Well, Jackie, they weren't—but with huge round frames and spherical lenses, they might as well have been. 100% UV protection would have saved your beautiful lonely eyes from sun damage, and impact-resistant lenses would have stood up to even the worst of President Johnny's raging tirades.
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I got these as a gift. I feel SO modern celebrity crossed with Jackie O - my face shape is usually hard to find frames for Ive been shopping for months. These are so flattering I get compliments constantly. Plus Im not afraid of wearing "White after labor day" Puuuleez, right? Im wearing these apres ski in winter when its equally sunny out! The quality os also VERY obvious,, not cheap knockoffs. These are right on withthe design and quality so typical of VZ shades. highly recommend
Von Zipper Frenzy
Lens 65mm w x 56mm h
Frame width 148mm