A man's got to provide HDTV for his family, no matter the risk.
Throw on your Von Zipper Men's Get It T-Shirt, and head out for a little burnin' and lootin' tonight. Times are tough, and a man's gotta provide for his family, or whatever. Fortunately, the raglan sleeves will protect your arms from glass and shocked inhabitants as you reach into broken windows (courtesy of you). And the psychotic zombie print should confuse any potential meddlers just long enough for you to snatch-and-grab a flat-screen TV.