Look smashing while dodging tickets.
As Jerry sauntered up to his latest speed-trap victim he caught a glimpse of her oversized Von Zipper Nessie Women's Sunglasses in the mirror—this sexy beast was going to require his A-game. At first the sultry, feminine flair of the Nessie caught Jerry off guard, and his perp could clearly see his surprise through the impact-resistant lenses. Then, as light glinted from the metal logo and Jerry reached for his notepad, he noticed a strange contrast between the skinny temples of the Nessie and the bulging forearms of his new perp. In a few short moments, 'Janine' and 'her' shades were on the road again, and Jerry's lunch was in the ditch—just another day on the force.