You will sound crazy, but at least you will look good.
Do you ever skip rocks when you're on the beach, or perhaps try to just lob the biggest rock you can to see how big of a splash you can make? What if you had an incident where one of those rocks was mysteriously returned to you with the same amount of velocity with which you threw it? Chances are you would be hesitant to to tell someone (even someone you trust might think you were crazy). You can only sit, wonder, and try to get it to happen again when you're wearing the Von Zipper Rockford II T-Shirt.