If we did, that would be kind of creepy.
They call you Rosebud. You radiate glamor and mystery all at once. You have a look so soft, sweet, and feminine that it must be balanced by the sharp, thorny edge of style. You are so beautiful that we cannot look away. Oh, Rosebud. By the way, we're talking to the Von Zipper Rosebud Sunglasses, not to you personally. We don't know what they call you.