Well, that last part is only true after a bottle of rum.
When you wear the Von Zipper Wingding Sunglasses, not only will you look good and have total protection from nasty UV rays, but you'll also be able to see through walls.
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These go great with my stache
VZ is where I look first for sunglasses that keep my steez from lagging, and the Wingdings don't disappoint. Am I a cop? Did I co-star in Top Gun? Am I a straight out of a Portlandia episode? I keep em guessing in my Wingdings. VZ doesn't boast the highest quality optics, but what they lack in that department they make up for in style. VZ all the way!