Here Lies One Bad Motha From The Future. Rest In Peace.
5,000 years in the future, archaeologists will not be able to recover your WeSC Overlay Light T-Shirt. It, along with your skinny jeans and iPod full of as-yet undiscovered indie rock will have been destroyed during the Great Meteor Event of 3045. It's up to you, then, to forge a badass rep that will live forever.