You follow a different set of rules than everyone else. For example: Vodka is a mixer. It goes great with vodka. Livers are like muscles, and they need exercise to keep them strong. Happy hour doesn’t start at five. It starts whenever the hell you say it starts. And, you don’t have to wear some pretentious blouse every time you go out. You can rock the WeSC Women’s Long-Sleeve T-Shirt and leave the fruffy-frilly crap to someone else.